NC: Wait, how do you know everything I'm going to say? Mike J: I've done it because no reviewer, not even the Nostalgia Critic, who has re-reviewed about ten films I reviewed, but we'll just ignore that all together, because I can let things go like that, should have to sit through this flaming skull of dog shit alone. Critic, I found a way to record myself onto every Ghost Rider 2 DVD in the world. NC: Mike J? From Shameful Sequels? Of ? ( pause and game show music starts with a picture of Mike J in the top right corner) Born in 1984, Mike J enjoyed a simple childhood of. ( NC plays the movie, but suddenly, we see static as Mike J appears on screen) barking dogs of entitlement! ( picks up the DVD) Here's the goddamn DVD! ( picks up remote) Here's the goddamn remote! Let's goddamn watch it! I remember it- ( calm demeanor becomes angry) -BECAUSE YOU WON'T FUCKING SHUT UP!! I mean, by God, ever since I reviewed the first Ghost Rider movie, all you guys have been saying is "Review Ghost Rider 2! Review Ghost Rider 2! It's so much worse than the first one!" Well, fine, you. ( Cue the intro and theme song, then cut to NC)
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